From: Rosa - 8
Date: 7/5/00
Time: 11:16:13 AM
What a Lazy Big Fart!!
Lazy Would-be Student: Knock, knock!
Teacher in Lazy Studies: Who’s
there?
Student: It’s me, I’ve come for
lazy lessons.
Teacher: Come in!
Student: Knock, knock!
Teacher: Who’s there?
Student: It’s me, I have come for
lazy lessons
Teacher: Come in!
Student: Knock, knock!
Teacher: Who’s there?
Student: It’s me, I’ve come for
lazy lessons.
Teacher: Well, come in, I don’t have
the whole day to waste!
Student: But I am waiting for the wind
to blow open the door.
Teacher: You can go home, I’ll give
you a diploma with distinction!
What a Big Fart!
Mother: Dear daughter, it’s your first
visit home after we’ve married you off three months ago and you are looking so
pale. What is the matter?
Daughter: I am just bearing in mind the
heart-to-heart we had on my wedding eve.
Mother: What did I say? Did I say something
to hurt you?
Daughter: No, Mamma, I remembered your advice
to yan-pei and I have done by best not to let go all these three months.
Mother: Oh, dear, dear! I asked you to
yan-hei, not to let off your temper and cause your husband and in-laws to think
that we haven’t brought you up well. If you haven’t let go for so long
it’s no wonder you’re so pale. You’d better do it now.
FFFFFFFAAARRRTT!!!! SILENCE. Mother and
daughter collapsed under the fallen roof and found dead under the thundering
toxins.
Storyteller: Ah Mah, smoking a hoong yin,
siiting on her bed. Audience: Da-Sum-Pouh, Yi-Sum-Pouh and numerous syun,
sitting on and around her bed.